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Babylon's Fall has Fallen
In a move that absolutely nobody anticipated, Square Enix has announced that they'll be ending support for possibly the worst AAA game on PS5 barely half a year after its release.If it somehow flew under your radar,Bablyon's Fallwas the latest action RPG byBayonettaandMetal Gear Rising: Revengeance creator Platinum. And while Platinum are pretty mucn the kings of action RPGs andBabylon's Fall definitely has the kind of combat they're famous for, the ...
Game Over for Netflix Resident Evil
My experience with Resident Evil is similar to my experience with Souls games. I started with the first (or a PS4 port of the Gamecube remake of the first RE), which I struggled with initially and came back to years later. Sooner or later I beat it once with each character, and then moved onto my second game: RE 0.RE 0 was a prequel to the first game that uses the same engine and general gameplay style of the remake, but with an added co-op element. ...
More Sega Games Are Getting Movie Adaptations.
After the success of both Sonic movies so far, Sega have been determined to get more live-action movies based on their games off the ground. A Streets of Rage movie is already in their works, and now a pair of their classic, often overlooked franchises are getting the movie treatment.Space Channel 5 is essentially a rhythm combat game originally released for Dreamcast in 1999, then ported to the PS2 in 2002 after the Dreamcast's demise, with a Game ...
Be Maidenless no More with Melina Sex Doll
Are you still desperate for a maiden? Sex doll manufacturer Mozu Doll offers an accord: a 163cm (about 5'4") tall doll based on Melina made of TPE.The photoshoot they gave it makes it look like a cosplayer in one of thosekigurumi masks, but this is the doll itself in the flesh. Or in the thermoplastic elastomer, I mean. It looks fully opposable and very high quality as far as sex dolls go.The single open eye is a good detail that's true to the character ...
Get a Piece of the One Piece: Red Lingerie Line
Character-themed lingerie seems like a perfectly sexy middle ground between fantasizing about fucking your waifu and getting your partner to dress up as a fictional character. The last time I wrote about Japanese nightwear maker Peach John was when they released aGundam-inspired line, but their latest range is made to commemorateOne Piece Film: Red.The latestinstalment of the franchise sees Luffy meeting the daughter of Shanks, the legendary pirate ...
Tinder Users Swindled into Buying Nier Automata
There are some people who just want to see the world burn; and there are some who want to see guys play Nier Automata. It's a damn fine game, of course, but I probably wouldn't dupe people into buying it on a dating app.That's precisely what a woman named Jennyclaimed to do on Twitter. By her count, she convinced 22 guy she matched with on Tinder to buy the game and then promptly ghosted them. Her logic was more people buyingNier Automata means ...
Steam Wallpaper App Users Bypass Chinese Porn Ban
In the west, we take our easy to access, free internet porn for granted. In China, it's a lot harder to get a hold of the good shit. Ever since the CCP passed a law outlawing what it called "spiritual pollution" in 1997, people caught with fap material can be struck with fines or even prison sentences. That's not to say porn hasn't already found a way around the Great Firewall of China.At the time of writing,Wallpaper Engineis the 21st most-played ...
The REturn of Classic Albert Wesker
The last time we saw him he was skinny dipping in a volcano, yet not even that's enough to stop the one-man viral saturation machine that is Albert Wesker.Each of the live-action adaptations had wildly different takes on ol' Al and Umbrella Corps (awful game, avoid at all costs) hinted he may be alive in some form, but it's been a while since we saw the OG Wesker with the deeply menacing voice of DC Douglas he's had since 2007. Whether Capcom include ...
Could Saint Seiya Be the Next Big Hollywood Franchise?
It's been almost a year since Toei and Sony Pictures revealed the cast for their upcoming live-action adaptation ofthe classic 80s manga/animeSaint Seiya, also known asKnights of the Zodiac. Things have been pretty quiet on that front until now, and it seems they have big plans for it as a franchise.San Diego Comic Con a few days ago revealed a first look at the movie in the form of behind-the-scenes footage of the stars training for some of the action ...
Keanu Reeves Is Getting His Own Anime
Keanu Reeves has done a lot over the span of his career. Outside of acting he's a musician, a model, a practitioner of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and he's starred in a few video games, most recentlyCyberpunk 2077. Last year he entered the world of comics with BOOM! Studio'sBRZRKR, a graphic novel co-written by Reeves and Dark Horse & DC writer Matt Kindt, with art by Ron Garney.BRZRKRis about an immortal warrior known as... Berzerker, who brawls his way ...
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