The Most Fuckable Pasta, Answered Once and for All
One of the many wonders of the internet is if you have a question, someone somewhere will have an answer if you look hard enough. And it seems a lot of people stayed up at night wondering what the most fuckable type of pasta is, yet no definitive answers could be found. That is until one brave man stepped up and investigated the matter himself using the most reliable method: sticking his dick in it.Porn star John Kilo put six types of pasta to the ...
Resident Evil Gets Another Movie Attempt
These days, everyone and their mom is talking about HBO'sThe Last of Us, which supposedly raises the bar for video game adaptations. I haven't seen it but I imagine it works because the originalLast of Usgame is narratively and tonally structured like a HBO-tier gritty zombie TV show while borrowing gameplay elements fromResident Evil.Resident Evilgames, meanwhile, are narratively and tonally what happens when a team of Japanese people get obsessed ...
SINoALICE Porn?!
Now I know a lot of people might not even know what this is, cause I know I as hell didn’t. But Lana Rain is a kind of person who was into Nier, before it was the cool thing to like. So it’s not a surprise that she’s doing porn of an out of the blue game like SINoALICE.I don’t know shit about SINoALICE, but I have to admit, Alice is a hottie if I’ve ever seen one. But with just a little research, I found out that it was a mobile game. It’s ...
Nina Goes Full Karen in Tekken 8?
It was certainly a surprise to see Tekken's best MILF make a surprise return in Tekken 8 after being canonically dead for years. It's not so surprising to see that she's being joined by series mainstay and fellow MILF Nina Williams, who's been in every iteration of the King of Iron First Tournament over the last 30 years, but her new design is... different.On the one hand, the shades, the dark dress and leather jacket really enhance her sexy assassin ...
Netflix Release Anime Made Using AI, and People are Pissed
Discourse over art generated by AI has spread to all corners the web lately. Some think it's a helpful tool artists can use to make their job less tedious, while others believe corporations can use it to cut qualified artists out of the creative process entirely. After what Netflix have been pulling lately, it seems like the latter camp has been proven right. The Dog & The Boy is a 3 minute short by WIT Studio, the people behindRanking of Kings andVinland ...
Feburay 2023 Hentai Releases
Another month, another hentai drop. With winter break being over, kids are going back to school, so I guess that means all our hentai babies are going back to school as well. February is going to be for the hentai lovers who're into the high school girl fantasy.Boku ni Sexfriend ga Dekita Riyuu Episode 5Boku ni Sexfriend ga Dekita Riyuu Episode 6Imouto wa Gal Kawaii Episode 1Aoharu SnatchEpisode 1Majo wa Kekkyoku Sono Kyaku to... The Animation Episode ...
Here's Our First Look at the Straw Hat Pirates in Netflix's One Piece
It's admittedly hard to get excited for Netflix's live-action attempt atOne Piece. After the pure letdown that wasCowboy Bebop, which was literally so bad the creator of the anime couldn't even make it past the first scene, could they possibly do justice to one of the most beloved and prolific Japanese franchises of all time?We can't say just yet, but at least now we can actually see the cast in costume. Kinda...The first of the two cast photos is ...
Dogs Get All The Pussy
It’s always the anime shorts that are the ones that are pretty much hentai with a sweet coat of paint. Never going too far, but you can obviously tell that they could or should go farther. They just cock tease at that point, and it makes me wonder who the audience for these kinds of shows are, and who actually enjoy them. I can just go watch a hentai or read a doujin about a dog licking some girl's pussy, instead of this cock tease of a show…oh, ...
AI Turns Creepypasta into Cute Waifus
Remember creepypastas? Those shitty internet horror stories, usually about haunted games or fictional lost episodes of cartoons, that edgy teenagers seemed to love? I was into 'em back in the day, but even then I was aware that 99% of them were poorly-written dreck. One of the worst, but most popular, wasJeff the Killer.GO TO SLEEPThis infamous image existed long before the story that accompanies it, and is honestly much scarier. The story goes that ...
Shinichiro Watanabe Opens Up About Netflix's Cowboy Bebop
Man, I just about forgot about the space trainwreck that was Netflix's attempt at Cowboy Bebop. That was until it started making headlines again recently, because the creator of the original anime, Shinichiro Watanabe, shared his two woolong on the adaptation of his beloved series. In an interview with Forbes, he admitted he couldn't even finish the first episode, turning it off a few minutes in because it simply didn't feel like his original series. ...