Single pringles of the world, please rejoice as you seek shelter during this hard time of the year. Fear not, I myself am among you as another year has rolled by without being able to find a partner to foster a relationship with deeper understanding and intimacy. Instead I’m still here, still perusing the latest hentai and other lewd content across the Internet to keep myself satisfied on this treacherous holiday. On a lighter note though, I wanted to take a moment and appreciate how being single these days isn’t as bad as I’d imagine it to be 20-30 years ago.

First off, thanks to the abundance of porn and toys readily available in the modern age, it’s easy to keep yourself satisfied in that department. Years ago I imagined lonely people had nothing but their imagination and some old porn magazines to occupy their holiday with. When you’re already somewhat depressed about being alone, imagination ability tends to take a hit in that case at least in my experience. Thanks to the mighty power of connectivity, singles today can enjoy hentai, doujins, lewd art of everything in existence, live action porn, JAV, fanfiction, dirty audio, and more for free to their heart's content. Does it beat a real human wanting to have sex with you? Probably not. But it’s way more entertainment to satiate your cravings than it used to be. Plus, now there are plenty of AI chatbots on services like Character.AI where you could spend the day pretending to interact with your favorite waifu or husbando! Hmm… though maybe that’s a bit too far in the other direction. Seriously spending Valentine’s Day with an AI companion might be even sadder than a hentai marathon.

Okay well, maybe some robot waifus are excluded from my previous statement.

Anyway, the point is that if you find yourself all alone this Valentine’s Day, take solace in knowing that a ton of people are suffering right there alongside you. Additionally, while you may be suffering and that pain is real, there are WAY more options of things to fuel those faps on lonely nights than there used to be. Combine that with how many regular hobbies and activities are also available online, and you’ll make it through this trying holiday in no time. Are you single this Valentine’s Day? Do you celebrate the holiday or try to forget its existence? Is it easier to deal with thanks to so many options for solo entertainment these days? Bake some chocolates, buy some flowers, and snack on those bad boys yourself while smelling rosy and watching hentai in the comments below!