It had plenty of skeptics before launch, but the Fallout live-action series from Amazon was not only accurate to the lore of the games, but also expanded on it in certain ways. It brought wider attention to the games, including gamers who've never played Fallout before and non gamers who were interested in its unique retrofuturistic post-apocalyptic vibe. But there's a lot going on in the Fallout universe that casual fans or noobs wouldn't get, and among those is Vault 69.

One of Vault Tec's many underground nuclear shelter facilities where the inhabitants were secretly guinea pigs for some kind of weird experiments, what made Vault 69 unique is that the experiment was intended to see what would happen if 999 women were trapped underground together with just 1 lucky guy among them. It's never been seen in any official capacity, but it's a particularly infamous bit of Fallout lore.

Anyway, quirky onahole manufacturer otonaJP have named their latest product in honor of Vault 69, featuring a cute anime girl vault dweller om the box and a few quotes taken from Lucy, the protagonist of the series (and the real cutest vault dweller). The inside of the box also features a topless image of the cover star.

It's made of skin safe silicon the same shade of blue as a vault dweller's jumpsuit and features bumps and ridges on the inside for maximum stimulation. It also comes with a sachet of lotion, one stick for cleaning and another for absorbing moisture when drying it. 

A Fallout onahole is all well and good, but is it lore accurate or did they just choose the name cos it's the epic sex number? The sole male in Vault 69 would likely be fucking a different woman each time for the purpose of procreation, but onaholes naturally get worn and torn with use, and even the resuable ones don't last forever. With that in mind, this onahole's experience seems closer to Vault 68 than 69, which is the opposite in the sense it held 999 men and 1 very unlucky lady among them. But don't let that ruin the fun, it's not like being lore accurate would make you cum any harder. Maybe.

The Vault 69 onahole is available from otonaJP for US$28.80. Does this sound like your thing? Let us know in the comments!