Well, I did it. I sat through an episode of the new cringed woke cartoon show, Velma. And let me say, it was as bad as I thought it would be. Forced jokes, trying to be woke as fuck, and just not landing the mark in most aspects. I also only could think to myself that it would have been better just being its own thing. Attaching the whole Scooby-Doo aspect, doesn’t add a thing.

But, if the Scooby-Doo aspect doesn’t add anything to the show. Does the porn that came from it add anything? 

I’ll have to say…eh. I guess it does, it’s always great to have more porn art in the world. But porn art doesn’t save this show from being ass, it just gave us a brown skin Velma ass. 

So the reviews are in, and everyone thinks this show is ass. Not really anyone giving it praise, just Youtubers getting hype at the chance to rip this show apart and trying to gain some views and clicks from it.The same way I’m doing. Gotta get that money somehow.

Oof, maybe not in this way.

Did you check out Velma? Do you think porn can save this show? Is brown skin Velma hot? Tell us in the comments.